He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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