fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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