nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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