is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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