every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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