me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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