there was a trapeze. enough said
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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