FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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