you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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