Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm sobbing to NWA
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
