You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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