mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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