THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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