great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Randomize
