so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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