S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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