The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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