if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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