If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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