Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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