girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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