summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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