this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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