On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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