do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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