So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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