I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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