Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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