Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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