just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
