we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
And then he peed in my hair
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