so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I said "one day" and that day is not today
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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