guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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