I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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