my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
