We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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