i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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