Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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