your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Ikea night.
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You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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