I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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