i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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