By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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