i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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