you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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