I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
pray to the hookup gods
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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