absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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