there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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