WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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