Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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