The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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