Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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