i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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