I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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