Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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