they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
i think i have herpe
just one?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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