Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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