I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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