I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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